RAGING CAUSE THERE’S NOT ENOUGH RAGING!

I AM SO FURIOUS AT THE LACK OF FRUSTRATION FROM EVERYONE! I’M SO BUTTHURT THAT EATING MEXICAN FOOD AND TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT FEELS LIKE A GENTLE MASSAGE ON MY ASS IN COMPARISON! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Now Go Away Or I Shall Mock You A Second Time

Alright, disclaimer first: I don’t know John Finkel, I don’t have any particular fanboyism for John Finkel other than a distant sort of reverence for his accomplishments in a game I happen to particularly like (any indicator otherwise in this article is due to some really quick wiki’ing for factchecks, and the fact that his twitter profile’s public), and while I’d certainly pick up his bar tab in exchange for game tips should he ever drop by and play at San Jose’s Superstars/Channel Fireball store (you can hold me to this, Finkel, on the off-chance you’re reading~), this post isn’t about him except indirectly.

It’s all you, Alyssa Bereznak. It’s all you, baby.

FUCKING WINDOWS

There I was browsing the internets when I came across a video of a bad apple screensaver. In the video description, the uploader linked an animated gif wallpaper that he used as his desktop background.
So, I found a nice large animated gif wallpaper. It was a picture of feena that blinked. Cool shit eh? I remember ages ago on my old pentium 3 XP computer having this very same image as my desktop background. I also remember it being so slow that the blinking animation would lag, but whatever. It was awesome.
Well, I decided I wanted it again and was aware that Vista won’t let you set an animated .gif as your background. I thought “Whatever, I’m sure there’s a hack or a workaround. No problem, I’ll just google it.”

AFTER FRIGGEN TWO DAYS OF GOOGLE-FU I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE SET A GIF AS YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND IN WINDOWS VISTA. FEELS PRETTY GOOD HAVING ABOUT 10 DIFFERENT SOURCES TELL ME THAT DREAMSCAPE/DREAMSCENE CAN DO IT WHEN ALL IT CAN DO IS SET SHITTY .DREAM FILES AS YOUR BACKGROUND. OH OH, BUT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN .DREAM FILES! WELP, GUESS WHAT? THEY CAN ONLY BE VIDEOS. IF SOMEONE WHO IS READING THIS KNOWS HOW TO EASILY SET A GOD DAMN GIF AS YOUR BACKGROUND (WHICH TO ME SEEMS LIKE SHOULD BE REALLY FUCKING SIMPLE, GIF BEING A UBIQUITOUS IMAGE FORMAT) PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT.
(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ I FRUSTRATED.

I think this is probably the first time I had an computer based issue that I couldn’t fix by just googling it. The long story short is, if I want to have this particular gif as my desktop background, I have to find some third party program that can convert gifs to a video format, then make it into a dream file, then set it in dreamscape.
Needless to say at this point I’m thinking “Fuck it”.

Instead I took 5 minutes to find some random loop on youtube and set that as my background.
Although I was raging like the force of a thousand suns while trying to get this shit to work, I’m pretty ok with the end result.

FUCKEN NEWFAGS FUCKEN PIECES OF SHIT FUCK!

I HATE PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL! ESPECIALLY THE PIECES OF SHIT CORNER OF KIDS WHO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS AND THINK THEY’RE SO COOL BEING OTAKUS WITH THEIR KAWAII FACES AND SHIT! What gets me more angry is that they taint anything that I think is popular with their fag. Like now, they are playing the NyanNyan song/video. Thing is, they are playing the Nyan-cat version. What makes me even more angry is they called it Poptart Cat. THE ORIGINAL NyanNyan meme was so much better and poptart cat just stole shits. Something like THIS or THIS. I AM SO FUCKEN BUTTFURIOUS THAT NO AMOUNT OF PORN CAN SUBSIDE ME! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

BUTTDEVASTATED

GUYS! I AM SO BUTTDEVASTATED RIGHT NOW! Just thought I’d tell you that.

Internet Rage

So I woke up this morning to see that I have lost internet connection. Now, I figured it was only a temporary thing and it would be back up after breakfast. Sadly, it was more rage inducing than that.

GODDAMMIT. THESE ARE SUBOPTIMAL CONDITIONS.

IT IS 102F IN SAN JOSE RIGHT NOW.

MY BRAIN IS OPTIMIZED FOR TEMPERATURES BELOW 90F.

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING COMFORTABLE ENVIRONMENT.

FUCK IT. I AM NOT PRODUCTIVE TODAY.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=141098&show=1280#msg9353181

this guy wanted to upload some new character pictures for the character lambo.  okay….BUT:

• he makes a new thread instead of posting in the “CHARACTER AND PEOPLE IMAGE CHANGE” thread
• posts a ton of shitty images, implying that they are better than what the character currently has
• then posts a bunch of fanart
• requests for an image to be removed solely because it “LOOKS GAY”

YEAH I FRUSTRATED. mallllllldfkjhturtu8

Everybody Dance!

No rage or frustration this time. Just a reminder that the world is beautiful, quirky, and worth being frustrated on the behalf of.

I might be a little upset at Ross Douthat

Ross Douthat’s latest opinion piece with the New York Times has left me a little bothered, especially in terms of the implications of his advocacy.

I might be a bit frustrated at him.