Now Go Away Or I Shall Mock You A Second Time

Alright, disclaimer first: I don’t know John Finkel, I don’t have any particular fanboyism for John Finkel other than a distant sort of reverence for his accomplishments in a game I happen to particularly like (any indicator otherwise in this article is due to some really quick wiki’ing for factchecks, and the fact that his twitter profile’s public), and while I’d certainly pick up his bar tab in exchange for game tips should he ever drop by and play at San Jose’s Superstars/Channel Fireball store (you can hold me to this, Finkel, on the off-chance you’re reading~), this post isn’t about him except indirectly.

It’s all you, Alyssa Bereznak. It’s all you, baby.